Hello fellow Cineflickers, well I happened to see a brand-new musical recently. You might of heard about it, it's called LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, THE MUSICAL. You might have also heard that it stars, ole HALF-PINT, herself, MELISSA GILBERT, making her singin' and dancin' debut. Well, this here musical does try very, very, hard to amuse and entertain, and it does to a degree, but sorry it ain't no OKLAHOMA, which is what it really wants to be. Therefore, with apologies, to Messrs. Rogers and Hammerstein may I present...
N'OKLAHOMA
(you know the tune)
IT'S N'OKLAHOMA
THOUGH THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAIN
IT'S GOT DANCIN' FEET
YOU CAN SMELL THE WHEAT
BUT IT REALLY JUST AIN'T THE SAME
IT'S N'OKLAHOMA!
AN INFERIOR ITEM THIS IS TRUE
IT'LL NEVER LAST
OR SELL OUT FAST
TO GO TO BROADWAY AVENUE
WE KNOW WE'RE A BIG THEATRE FAN
AND USUALLY WHAT WE SEE IS JUST GRAND
SO, WHEN I SAY -
N'OKLAHOMKA, GO AWAY!
I'M ONLY SAYING -
YOU'RE NOT VERY FINE N'OKLAHOMA
N'KLAHOMA, N'OKEY
F-L-O-P-
N'OKLAHOMA, N'OKEY!
Until next time...
T.T.F.N.
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