Hi film fanciers, my name is TALLAHASSEE, you may know me better as WOODY HARRELSON, and you may have seen my punim on CHEERS, or maybe at your local picture show in THE PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLINT, or WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP. Currently, I'm starring, in a new flick: ZOMBIELAND, directed by a very talented feller, named RUBEN FLEISCHER.
Now, this flick is more fun than a bag of possums covered in molasses. You see, in this ole film, there has been an epidemic of sorts, which has turned the populous into flesh-eating zombies. There's a few of us human critters left and we're all trying to get back to our home, just like that Dorothy gal in that Oz, film. Our names reflect where we're tryin' to get.
There's me, my buddy, COLUMBUS, he's played by that actor feller JESSE EISENBERG, who seems to specialize in playin' the virgin type. He has all these rules ya see, for stayin' alive. Then, there's also some females, as well. There's WICHITA, who is played, by EMMA STONE (I thank that COLUMBUS, is a little sweet on her), and her sister LITTLE ROCK, who is played by ABIGAIL BRESLIN, thass right, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, herself. There's also a surprise, big shot star type, as well, but I ain't tellin' you who...
Anyways, this film is lotsa fun, the zombies are gross, but kinda cute, in a grotesque, kinda way. this is a real popcorn movie, with thrills, chills and even a little skin for you teen fellas. This director is making his debut, behind the camera and he does, a bang-up job. I give this film five twinkies, and say go see it.
In closin' I'd like to give you some friendly advice, ya gotta shut up or nut up, ok?
That Cinepinion dude will be back next week to review, LAW ABIDING CITIZEN. So, until then, as he would say:
T.T.F.N.
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